GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!


BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light.

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there……..

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Toco Bulb.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle………

GREYHOUND: It isn’t moving. Who cares?